Beat The Beat Baby

So, the other night I was downloading new music I had heard on the radio and start bumping it in the house. My fiance, Ian, is from New Jersey. He is always telling me "Baby, you gotta beat the beat!! Fight back!!" Hahaha. So he hears the music I have playing and starts getting all in to his dancing beating up the beat. I kind of just giggled at him and kept folding laundry. I walked in to the closet to put clothes away and he accidentally punches me in the head! hahaha I got beat by the beat!!! He was like "WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!?!?! You never walk past someone like that when they are beating the beat!!" Classic.

My Boss Says The Funniest Things

My boss is always saying things that crack me up! Today he was talking on the phone and the person he was talking to was saying something about his child being distracted. Alan, my boss, says " oh, hmmm, yeah maybe there are birds around and your baby finally notices that the color of their feathers are different."  He then continues with a story about how he used to go on family trips to the Living Desert with his ex-wife and son when his son was a little baby. While his ex-wife would sleep in, he would walk his son around in his stroller to look at animals. One time they came across this 3 foot African Vulture that had a 6 inch pointy beak and big thick fuzzy legs. Luckily the big bird was locked in a cage because it looked like a scary, evil, deformed penguin and he thought it wanted his son. then he concludes the story with "Yeah, so maybe birds are flying around somewhere and your baby sees them, birds can make a big impact on kids when they are young."  My boss makes me laugh all day with the things he says. I almost spit out my coffee laughing at the deformed penguin part!

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